The Next Chapter of Excitement has LANDED!
On the Blue Planet, two humanoids reach into their distant destiny and retrieve artifacts of their fate! Artists Erwin Papa and Noel Danger have aligned their energy to disrupt space-time! These reckless heroes left open a rift and Skull Empress Lilith managed to slip through!
The Dark Moon: Skull Empress Lilith has been awaiting this moment for eons, growing more powerful with each passing moment!
But wait, what’s this!? The fleet of Hard Tech Satan Lamprina Troops have arrived to battle this Beautiful and Fearsome Beast!
Will they be enough? They are so powerful, but they know the limits of their energies against such a strong and toothsome foe! They have enlisted the BZLBRX Lamprina to aid in the battle!
Bzzzzzzz… As the creature continues to read the text, slowly a mind warping reality begins to become clear. The BZLBRX are speaking directly to it. It had thought it was only a regular person, reading the news about toy sculpture, but there was something more… A message embedded in the information, bound directly for the reader! Can you feel it? We’re talking directly to you, through space-time. We need you, dear reader to join our mission! Only you can help us defeat the horror of the empty void of space! Your enegry can take many forms, you simply don’t understand your powers yet! The BZLBRX are here to assist you!
You can help us! By collecting these BZLBRX talismans, you feed Power and Energy into the system of creation! We can only continue with your cooperation! Without you, we will cease to exist! Hurry to The NoveltyHaus Webshop to choose your current BZLBRX form and join us in battling the END OF EVERYTHING WE KNOW AND LOVE!
Without your help, we are doomed. Will you join the fight? Will you help us create the future? Your love makes us stronger and with that strength we can enter your dimension and feed the Power back to you! Join the War to End All Wars today!